So, you want to know more about the bookkeeper? You've come to the right place! This is Bookkeeper:
Bookkeeper is:
- The owner of this blog
- An artist
- An avid reader
- Not a real bookkeeper (she just keeps a lot of books)
- Nearsighted
- Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!*
*Provided your tall buildings are short.
Knowing her past, most people expect to find the bookkeeper reading and drawing, or wishing she were reading and drawing.
Of couse, that all changed when Bookkeeper's mom introduced her to the amazing and facinating world of internet web logs...
The idea of owning a blog was cool until she actually started one. Then she realized she'd have to acually log in and update it.
Recently she's been adding updates every Saturday, except for when she doesn't.
One thing that seems to confuse people is the fact that Bookkeeper's posts are written in third person. Why?
Uh... because...
...Because they're actually written by Bookkeeper's biographer, a giant squirrel named Mr. Cornflakes.
Which is just to show you shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet.
Maybe you also want to know why she refers to herself as both "Bookkeeper" and "the bookkeeper."
It's because...
...Y'know what? The bookkeeper's not even gonna try to come up with a reason for that. She's got better things to do, like draw stuff.
So, goodbye for now! About The Bookkeeper is officially over. Yes, you'll have to find some way to entertain yourself now.
Bye!
